I won't find it fantastic or think it absurd when the gun in the first act goes off in the third

Leave blank anything you've never tried, but wouldn't mind having a go at.
Bold the things you do regularly
Itallicize the things you've done once or twice, or used to do.
Strikethrough anything that either you've tried + hated, or have a moral objection to.

lick yoghurt pot lids
polish apples
go to dance classes
smoke
watch entire DVDs, including all the extras, in one sitting.
do martial arts
have a crush on a fictitious character
drink herbal tea
practice organized religion
read classic literature
have a favourite mug
perform on stage
go out walking (er, I have to walk to lectures, does that count?)
try to get your 5-a-day of fruit + veg
follow a fashion movement
play team sports
watch more black + white films than colour ones
watch TV every day
listen to Radio 4
write music
have lie-ins that last over an hour
collect scrap paper
forget to ring/e-mail/text/visit people when you say you will.
have at least one credit card
have a BF/GF/spouse (that's something I do regularly....)
always have at least one BF/GF of the go, even if you're only with them because you can't find anyone better
write in TXT MSG SPK
make sure you're at school/work on time every day (I'm kidding!)
wish you had more power + influence
have tattoos
have piercings
sleep more than 8 hours at a time
sleep more than 10 hours at a time
remember + record your dreams
have imaginary friends
write fanfic
write slash
write porn
write original novels
wish you lived in another era (well, not so much lived, I suppose. I'd love to visit the 50s, though)
own a pair of pink fluffy slippers
switch lights off when you leave a room
recycle
buy seaside tat that amuses you
build castles/water features on the beach
wear make-up every day
have pets
breed pets
run your own business
do cash-in-hand work
take your camera whenever you go out (it's my phone)