Memetics


1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.
A stream. Or a puddle?

2. What the thing you push around the grocery store supermarket is called.
A trolley. Or a magic speed super glidey racer, depending on how I'm doing it.

3. A metal container to carry a meal in.
A car.

4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.
I'm a vegetarian so... erm. Eggs: the microwave.

5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.
A sofa. Or a bean bag, if you're creative and have flexible personal boundaries.

6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.
Gravity.

7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.
Porch. If by "people", you mean "the cat".

8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages.
Fizzy drinks. Or "fizz", if you're my mum. Followed by "you'll wet the bed, you know".

9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.
Drop scones?

10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.
An innuendo.

11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.
Cagoule.

12. Shoes worn for sports.
Depends on the sport. Tennis shoes! Plimsolls! Ballet slippers! Er, fencing... boots?

13. Putting a room in order.
Tidying.

14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.
They HAVE those??

15. The little insect that curls up into a ball?
Woodlouse.

16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.
A paedophile.

17. How do you eat your pizza?
Mainly by picking the bits I dropped off of my lap.

18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
Car boot sale.

19. What's the evening meal?
Tea, or dinner if it's in a restaurant.

20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
A what? If you'd said "where the bodies are hidden", I'd've said a basement, even though I've never had a house with one.

21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?
Travellers, if your life is actually Dune.

Oh, also: I actually quite liked Donna in Who, so... okay for now.